Lewis County Herald - Serving Hohenwald, Lewis County Tennessee Since 1898

Tyrades! Consumers, Do We Really Need All Those Choices?


Dear pandemic-battered readers, as you try adapting to the New Normal, just hope no diehards are waiting to confuse you with a plethora of ADDITIONAL configurations.

It’s best just to suck it up and accept the NEW Normal rather than navigating a world of Classic Normal, Zero Calorie Normal, Satin Finish Normal, Fun-Size Normal, Gelcap Normal, Crunchy Normal, Non-Clumping Normal and Extra-Absorbent Normal with Wings.

Ever since getting assigned to inventory control at my day job, I’ve suffered in silence under the Wretched Excess of umpteen frivolous variations in consumer goods. I’m f...

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