Heartbroken? Roaches could help

Well, according to the San Antonio Zoo, now you can! Sort of. They've actually been doing this for a few years, and it's so popular, the "Cry Me a Cockroach" fundraiser comes back around every February.

It's simple, according to zoo personnel. Guests get to symbolically name a cockroach, rodent, or veggie after their ex before being fed to animals. Oh, and of course, "We listen, and we don't judge."

So, think about that before breaking your next heart!...