From the kitchen of Hendrix Brewer

From the kitchen of Hendrix Brewer : Ingredients: 11,0000 lb. turkey, a dash of salt, 30,000cloves of garlic, 33,300 cups of basil, 100,000 tbsp of salt.

Preheat the oven to 4.55 degrees Fahrenheit. Stuff the turkey with the ingredients, as well as dough and spicy. Dress the turkey with scarf. Cook the turkey for 1000,000 hours. Take the turkey out of the oven. For best results, serve the turkey with pickles, sauce and pepperoni.