How To Cook A Turkey

From the kitchen of Clay Pac: Ingredients: 15 lb. turkey, a dash of flour, 10 cloves of garlic, 11 cups of basil, 2 tbsp of salt.

Preheat the oven to 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Stuff the turkey with the ingredients, as well as chicken and hotdogs. Dress the turkey with a shirt. Cook the turkey for 15 hours. Take the turkey out of the oven. For best results, serve the turkey with chicken, hotdogs and cereal.

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From the kitchen of Lincoln: Ingredients: 10 lb. turkey, a dash of sprinkles, 7 cloves of garlic, 5 cups of basil, 10 tbsp of salt.

Preheat the oven to 13 degrees Fahrenheit. Stuff the tu...