Do you have one of those paranormal pillows?
April 13, 2023
Folks, “last one in is a rotten egg” applies to more than swimming pools.
If you share sleeping quarters with a spouse or Significant Other, I urge you to expedite the toothbrushing process, throw on your PJs or nightie with breakneck speed and be the first person under the sheet.
Because the first one in bed apparently has dibs on The Paranormal Pillow.
I call it The Paranormal Pillow because it sounds classier than Memory Foam on Steroids. If one partner stays up late doing chores or checking social media, when they finally drag their weary carcass to bed, the pillow magically stimula...