Tyrades! Craving some fatherhood advice?

Wow! Will this really be my 19th Father’s Day as a father?

My biggest regret is that I’ve had to learn so much the hard way. To make life easier for other fathers and prospective fathers, I’m sharing reader-submitted pearls of wisdom:

Resign yourself to the fact that the mother of your progeny will probably never admit that you deserved an epidural for the paper cut you suffered from the Lamaze brochure.

Remember that whatever doesn’t kill you only makes you available to encounter the NEXT contender for Dirty Diaper from Hell.

The heck with stepping on Legos in the dark. Tell the kids you over...